Without Dash

1. “I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.”
   Britney Spears
2. “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
   Christina Aguilera
3. “Every minute was more exciting than the next.”
   Linda Evans
4. “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist”
   Tara Reid
5. “Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
   Brooke Shields
6. Do you think that all the beautiful women are stupid?
   “No, there are also ugly ones that are stupid”
   Paris Hilton
7. “You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin.”
   Laura Dern, about the special effects in the movie Jurassic Park.
8. “When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.”
   Nicole Richie
9. “A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It’s my first day of 7th grade, I’m in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!”
   Jessica Simpson
10. “Is an egg a vegetable?”
    Jodie Marsh

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